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Mr Mick Grager · 19-07-2004, 12:44 AM

Haggers,

Thank you for your staunch assistance in the launching of my new delivery. During the recent cat flu epidemic there was a distinct shortage of dim sims available from the Foo Mun but Jeremy has been of great assistance in providing a manufactured replacement he discovered in the back streets of Kooching.
Good luck to all the batsman out there that don't take this ball seriously, you are in for a rude awakening. What rule are you going to plead to thumpire? "No way thats not out he put me off with a dim sim made of cat meat". The thumpire will deem you dillusional and commit you to seven fixtures with JT's yorath.
Has anyone heard from Shane Lavender? He owes me a Coulthard.
Mick the Barman

19-07-2004, 12:44 AM	#17 (permalink)
Mr Mick Grager Cricket Spectator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: GOSNELLS Posts: 7	Thanks Haggers, Thank you for your staunch assistance in the launching of my new delivery. During the recent cat flu epidemic there was a distinct shortage of dim sims available from the Foo Mun but Jeremy has been of great assistance in providing a manufactured replacement he discovered in the back streets of Kooching. Good luck to all the batsman out there that don't take this ball seriously, you are in for a rude awakening. What rule are you going to plead to thumpire? "No way thats not out he put me off with a dim sim made of cat meat". The thumpire will deem you dillusional and commit you to seven fixtures with JT's yorath. Has anyone heard from Shane Lavender? He owes me a Coulthard. Mick the Barman