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things less painful than danny morrison's commentary

Neil Pickup

Cricket Web Moderator
Performing root canal surgery on yourself solely using forceps dipped in hydrochloric acid.

Piers Morgan: the full, unabridged life story - the audiobook (read by Mark Nicholas)

The retreat from Jalalabad.
 

BoyBrumby

Englishman
Watching The X Factor.

Seeing Arsenal play one of the top four away.

Graham Norton.

Castrating oneself with rusty barbed wire.
 

BeeGee

International Captain
Coating your sack in honey and dipping your nuts in a nest of fire ants, while simultaneously connecting battery terminals to your nipples and giving yourself a shave with a cheese grater.
 

YorksLanka

International Debutant
yes whilst preparing for the numerous virtual slap sthat are probably coming my way, i have to say i dont mind his commentary as he just makes me think wtf?i much prefer his to the indians apart from Harsha Bogle who is the only one of them i find to be balanced and not totally :wub: with Kohli ( and no, i am not saying he is not a very good player, i just get bored of the "i want a poster of him above my bed" comments on him from the others )
 

Dan

Hall of Fame Member
Hey, I bought you chips at the cricket!
Hey, I said it was less painful than Danny Morrison's commentary. It is a compliment, just a very, very faint one.

And yeah, I owe you a beer (or chips) for that.
 

Jono

Virat Kohli (c)
yes whilst preparing for the numerous virtual slap sthat are probably coming my way, i have to say i dont mind his commentary as he just makes me think wtf?i much prefer his to the indians apart from Harsha Bogle who is the only one of them i find to be balanced and not totally :wub: with Kohli ( and no, i am not saying he is not a very good player, i just get bored of the "i want a poster of him above my bed" comments on him from the others )
Why only settle for a poster. Want the real thing! :wub:
 

Adders

Cricketer Of The Year
So let me get this straight, a bunch of you met up for multiple days of a test match and all Jono spotted for is a bucket of chips?? WAFC.
 

Jono

Virat Kohli (c)
So let me get this straight, a bunch of you met up for multiple days of a test match and all Jono spotted for is a bucket of chips?? WAFC.
I offered to get beers plenty of times but the guys weren't keen.

Then I tasted their "Tui" beer and understood why.
 

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