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    Ann Coulter on soccer....you're welcome everybody

    Ann Coulter - June 25, 2014 - AMERICA'S FAVORITE NATIONAL PASTIME: HATING SOCCER

    Soccer as a sign of moral decay?

    This is the best article I've ever read.

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    Reckon once a year I do a bit of a youtube search/run of videos reminding myself of just how heinous/hilarious she is.

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    She's a parody of herself. You can't even use satire against her - because no matter how ludicrous it is, she'll just adopt it.

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    I... I have no words. This is remarkable.


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    The first reason being that eventually it'll be humiliating for everyone else when we're the best at soccer too. The second being that after we are the best, MLS winner will be the world champion, and the rest of the world will have to start calling it soccer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vic_orthdox View Post
    Reckon once a year I do a bit of a youtube search/run of videos reminding myself of just how heinous/hilarious she is.


    Yes, unfortunately she somehow gets in a video of something and I watch the rest. She's a professional troll, I refuse to believe anyone can be that stupid.
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    Note to self: next time start new thread.
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    I can't believe how successful this has been at getting a reaction. The number of articles being churned out by football writers trying to crack that she's the idiot while they chomp hungrily on her hook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabinet96 View Post
    Note to self: next time start new thread.
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    Poe's law surely
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    You just have to realize that The Onion figured out time travel and has been training her from birth as the ultimate parody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spark View Post
    Not watching that **** SS, I don't want brain herpes
    It's just like getting genital herpes. All the signs are there and the rational part of you brain is begging you, but you can't help it..

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    I assume this is satire.

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