Group D: Uruguay, Costa Rica, England, Italy

[King Pietersen]

Can't see Barca or Real being interested in signing someone with a disciplinary record like his. Real especially, with such a focus on the presidential election, they're not going to risk a marketing hit by signing a nutter like Suarez, especially if he gets a ban that covers all football.

 

[Furball]

Can't see Barca or Real being interested in signing someone with a disciplinary record like his. Real especially, with such a focus on the presidential election, they're not going to risk a marketing hit by signing a nutter like Suarez, especially if he gets a ban that covers all football.

Real Madrid's central defensive pairing is Pepe and Sergio Ramos. A scumbag like Suarez will fit in beautifully there.

 

[BoyBrumby]

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Al dente.

 

[Howe_zat]

Possible solution proposed on twitter

 

[Nate]

Screw all you guys. Maybe you should stop being so judgmental?

I've forgotten more about biting than any of you will ever know. Also in Uruguay, 'Chiellini' means 'stfu Uppercut'. And just look at the stats. Suarez has played against roughly 10,000 opponents, and only bitten 3. He's simply not that type of player. If anything, this unproven incident just shows Suarez's dedication to his club over country, and his market worth has exceeded Messi's. Should a conviction somehow be made, it will only uphold the truth of football's governing body being biased against South Americans. Suarez will then move into management and replace Hodgson.

#biterthanOzil

 

[sledger]

He's never bitten anyone in the subcontinent though.

 

[sledger]

https://vine.co/v/MtJ7uKYiVHD

 

[Pothas]

I missed so much ridiculous sport today.

Suarez obviously just has some kind of mental issue.

 

[Pothas]

I missed so much ridiculous sport today.

Suarez obviously just has some kind of mental issue.

 

[Riggins]

A Norwegian punter has just won ?2000 after backing Suarez to bite someone at the World Cup at 175/1 | JOE.ie

 

[sledger]

Suarez himself is now denying it all:

Luis Suarez bites Giorgio Chiellini during Uruguay's World Cup victory over Italy - Telegraph

"These situations happen on the field. I had contact with his shoulder, nothing more, things like that happen all the time."

 

[Tangles]

So he bites someone every match and only the odd girly man complains. Completely understandable...

 

[Nate]

One ponders as to what Sledger really thinks about the Suarez issue.

 

[Nate]

Looks like we'll need Bale-money for his bail-money. :/

 

[Spikey]

how do we know it isn't a left wing conspiracy

 

[Ikki]

What a dumb ****.

 

[Nate]

Haha YES IKKI

 

[Burgey]

The only real surprise with the Suarez biting thing is Gerrard didn't provide the assist.

 

[Nate]

"There is no ******* dip!"

 

[Uppercut]

I can see him getting an all-football ban. I think Fifa will see it as too public an incident for them to be seen as lenient. But you never know with them.

Surely the referee should have sent him off when he saw the bite marks? What kind of evidence does he need, it's not like they could conceivably have been anything else.