***Official*** Road to World Cup 2014

[GIMH]

Yeah I think he may have been good on 5live but am doubting myself now, much like the original Pirates of the Caribbean in fact. I mean was Jack Sparrow ever not anoying? I am not so sure anymore.

The first time I watched it I was...how do you say it...calm

 

[grecian]

Well this match is clearly holding everyone's attention.

 

[fredfertang]

Cashley's hair is ****ing ridiculous

 

[Scaly piscine]

Just what the **** does Milner do? Even when he's defending he never ****ing gets the ball.

 

[GIMH]

Well this match is clearly holding everyone's attention.

It's utter turd

 

[grecian]

So has Hart just decided not to come at all any more?

 

[Pothas]

France losing to Belarus...

 

[grecian]

It's utter turd

Nah don't blame you for being distracted, I mean we're not the only ones talking twaddle, Clive just compared Ricky Lambert to Ian Wright

 

[fredfertang]

Tempted to watch "New Tricks", but fatt's hidden the remote - little ****

 

[Pothas]

That show still going?

 

[BoyBrumby]

Just what the **** does Milner do? Even when he's defending he never ****ing gets the ball.

Reminds me of one of the best footballing heckles I ever heard, back when Alex Russell was playing for the mighty U's of Cambridge.

The hapless wideman shinned another ball into touch, breaking up another attack and some wag said,

"RUSSELL! You're just getting in the ****ing way!!"

That's Milner's role for England. His presence actually has a net negative effect; literally worse than useless.

 

[grecian]

That show still going?

Yeah they've got Rodney from OFAH in now, plus Ewan Macgregors uncle.

 

[sledger]

How many times have you seen Pirates of the Caribbean 3? I never even got through it the first time. Unlike Chiles who we are forced into repeated viewings of.

I think I've sat through it 3 times, which I'm sure you will agree is 3 times too many. It might seem hard to believe, but it actually gets worse on repeat viewings.

 

[Scaly piscine]

It's like someone has put a horseshoe in their football boots whenever they reach the Ukraine penalty area.

 

[GIMH]

Haha one of my favourite put downs came when we had Gary Jones in midfield. Someone played him the ball and he stood there as if it was a total shock, cue "****ing sorry to bother you Gary!" from behind me.

 

[grecian]

Reminds me of one of the best footballing heckles I ever heard, back when Alex Russell was playing for the mighty U's of Cambridge.

The hapless wideman shinned another ball into touch, breaking up another attack and some wag said,

"RUSSELL! You're just getting in the ****ing way!!"


That's Milner's role for England. His presence actually has a net negative effect; literally worse than useless.

Alex Russell is a Torquay United hero, that's all you need to know about that place.

 

[Pothas]

I think I've sat through it 3 times, which I'm sure you will agree is 3 times too many. It might seem hard to believe, but it actually gets worse on repeat viewings.

Still not seen the end, I am told there is a wedding and a whirlpool at some point.

Did see the 4th one though, can't remember a single thing.

 

[grecian]

**** me 2-2, Exeter, Man city, wish I'd ****ing gone.

 

[sledger]

Bloody ITV Commentary.

"You sense this is really a match where either team could seize the initiative".

 

[GIMH]

Alex Russell is a Torquay United hero, that's all you need to know about that place.

Tbf when I went to Torquay, the pub opened two hours earlier, made the pool free and let us bring in our own food. And the whites won and I was home by 9.30