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Individual sports, dickhead
Originally Posted by Axl Rose
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Meh, reckon 11 a side should be replaced by heads and volleys
Chess isn't a sport. Fails on the "Stephen Hawking test".
If Prof Hawking can beat you in competition the game being played is purely mental and sport, by definition, has to have a physical aspect.
Think Squash is a dire spectator sport, ftr. The playing area means it just isn't very conducive to television coverage.
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- As featured in The Independent.
"I don't think that they'll come close to us to be honest."
- Steve Smith before the Ashes
One for the Paralympics?
Having said that, Hawking test probably not valid for Olympic events, as the Olympic Charter bans sports with elements of motorisation....
Strongman Chess. Sounds like a fun idea.
I love Chess but I gotta question how many actual professional chess games Cevno has been privy to. A single move could take upwards of half an hour at times, during which absolutely nothing will happen save blinking.
do you think people will be allowed to make violins?
who's going to make the violins?
Sock wrestling needs to be included.
Arm wrestling and foosball also.
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More female full-frontal nudity.
The Chess Clock
International chess has a standard time control of 40 moves in 2 hours and then an extra hour to reach move 60. After this, if the game is still in progress a quickplay finish decides the game.
Overrated XI M Bracewell, Burns, Rahane, Don Voges, Bairstow, Alecz Day, Donovan Grobelaar, Luke Ronchi, Faulkner, Dan Christian, Permaulone day NZ will bring chappell to his knees in a puddle of his own tears and you'll see Phlegm on his belly greedily tasting every delicious tear before watching the hope fade from that old ****s eyes.
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