"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
Individual sports, dickhead
RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.
Meh, reckon 11 a side should be replaced by heads and volleys
Chess isn't a sport. Fails on the "Stephen Hawking test".
If Prof Hawking can beat you in competition the game being played is purely mental and sport, by definition, has to have a physical aspect.
Think Squash is a dire spectator sport, ftr. The playing area means it just isn't very conducive to television coverage.
- As featured in The Independent.
"Even when England lost 5-0 in 2006-07 I don't remember them folding like this. This is as bad as I have seen from an England side."
- Mick Vaughan on the 2013/14 tourists' efforts
One for the Paralympics?
Having said that, Hawking test probably not valid for Olympic events, as the Olympic Charter bans sports with elements of motorisation....
"If that Swann lad is the future of spin bowling in this country, then we're ****ed." - Nasser Hussain, 1997.
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Australia’s Darren Lehmann is a ‘blatant loser’ insists Stuart Broad
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I love Chess but I gotta question how many actual professional chess games Cevno has been privy to. A single move could take upwards of half an hour at times, during which absolutely nothing will happen save blinking.
+ time's fickle card game ~ with you and i +
get ready for a broken ****in' arm
Sock wrestling needs to be included.
Arm wrestling and foosball also.
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More female full-frontal nudity.
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Code:47.3 W Coppinger to Heads Smacked the ball straight into the groin of Iwuajoku who has fallen over, miraculously with the ball still caught in his scrotal area! Out!
The Chess Clock
International chess has a standard time control of 40 moves in 2 hours and then an extra hour to reach move 60. After this, if the game is still in progress a quickplay finish decides the game.
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