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    Funny/Lame jokes about World Cup

    Osama bin laden has released a new video in which he claims he is still alive and england were **** at the world cup. British intelligence have dismissed the video, they said the video cud have being made anytime in the last 44 years

    Keep it coming.

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    The charges against the intruder in the England dressing room have been dropped after it was discovered that Rob Green let him in.

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    Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied: “No way. You got yourself into this mess. Don’t ask me to sort it out!”
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    What do you call an Englishman in the finals of the World Cup? A referee

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    I canít believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . Iím ashamed to call myself Algerian.

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    David Blaine is said to be distraught that his record for the longest period of doing **** all in a box has been broken by Wayne Rooney.

    Oxo are issuing a commemorative cube to mark England's success; the box will be white with a St George cross and it will be marketed as laughing stock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zaremba View Post
    The Filth have comfortably the better bowling. But the Gash have the batting. Might be quite good to watch.

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    YouTube: An Italian take on Capello's antics

    Benny Hill FTW. Lol @ hapless assistants in his way.....

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