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    "I am very happy and it will allow me to have lot more rice."

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    Scotland have qualified?

    No lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grecian View Post
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    All These Footballers Using Their Hands Is Just A Disgrace. First It Was Diego Maradona, Now Its Luis Suarez. Who Next? Rob Green?
    haha..genuine lol.

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    A world cup in South America is what must have given him away.

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    After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian goalkeeper personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that travelled to South Africa.

    He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pasag View Post
    After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian goalkeeper personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that travelled to South Africa.

    He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction...
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    Someone had to do it (though it wasn't me)
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    Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.

    Courtesy :- Another Forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanz View Post
    Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.

    Courtesy :- Another Forum

    Or maybe the first post on the thread?

    Funny/Lame jokes about World Cup

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    I meant to post it on the other forum.

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    FIFA have just released the new world rankings. England are up one place to 7th.
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