Go Back   Cricket Web > Archived Forums > Archived Forums > 2010 Football World Cup - South Africa



Finding Seams on Apples - Order Your Copy!


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 15-06-2010, 09:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
International Coach
 
Goughy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: All Over
Posts: 14,638
Cellar Dweller World Cup

Using the same format with the same number of teams from each region and SA there as hosts, what is the worst 32 possible teams.

Obviously it cannot just be the worst 32 teams in the world as each continent has to send its teams.

Basically, a WC involving the worst teams.

Ill post mine in a min.
__________________
If I only just posted the above post, please wait 5 mins before replying as there is bound to be edits

West Robham Rabid Wolves Caedere lemma quod eat lemma

Happy Birthday! (easier than using Birthday threads)

Email and MSN- Goughy at cricketmail dot net
Goughy is offline  
Old 15-06-2010, 10:00 AM   #2 (permalink)
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 4,793
The entire subcontinent MUST figure in somewhere there.
Sir Alex is offline  
Old 15-06-2010, 10:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
 
Matteh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Midlands
Posts: 22,938
Europe (13): Liechtenstein, Estonia, Malta, Luxembourg, Montenegro, Andorra, Faroe Islands, San Marino, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Georgia, Moldova

Africa (5+1): South Africa, Comoros, Somalia, Guinea-Bissau, Djibouti, Sierra Leone

South America (5): Peru, Bolivia, Venezuela, Colombia

Asia (4): Timor, Myanmar, Cambodia, Nepal

CONACAF (3): US Virgin Islands, Montserrat, Anguilla

Oceania (1): American Samoa



Columbia to walk that easily for mine due to the lack of some really poor South American nations.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by cpr View Post
3. Although Cow Tipping is a hilarious student game in backwater towns such as Bangor, there really is no need for Mitchell to cover one side of the cow in superglue
Matteh is offline  
Old 15-06-2010, 10:27 AM   #4 (permalink)
International Coach
 
PhoenixFire's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Bitch please, I'm from West Yorkshire
Posts: 14,986
Would probably be more entertaining than this one TBF, the teams might actually think they have a chance of winning.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Top_Cat View Post
1) Had double pneumonia as a kid, as did my twin sis. Doctors told my parents to pray that we lived through the night. Dad said **** off, I'm an atheist, you ****s better save my kids, etc. Then prayed anyway.
PhoenixFire is offline  
Old 15-06-2010, 10:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
International Coach
 
Goughy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: All Over
Posts: 14,638
Only using teams that attempted to qualify. Wales were one of the next teams on the list to qualify for Europe. I chose Fiji as they have a play in game so cant be terrible.

What would the semi-finals look like? Group F the 'Group of Death'? Which is the worst group?

Group A
South Africa
US Virgin Islands
Malta
Ecuador

Group B
Mongolia
Columbia
Comoros
Moldova

Group C
San Marino
Anguilla
Liechtenstein
Guinea-Bissau

Group D
Armenia
Somalia
Andorra
Macau

Group E
Faroe Islands
Pakistan
Mauritius
Georgia

Group F
Venezuela
Iceland
Fiji
Kazakhstan

Group G
Lesotho
Azerbaijan
Timor-Leste
Bolivia

Group H
Belarus
Monserrat
Estonia
Peru

Last edited by Goughy; 15-06-2010 at 11:24 AM.
Goughy is offline  
Old 15-06-2010, 11:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
Hall of Fame Member
 
Scaly piscine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: North East England
Posts: 18,530
Quote:
Originally Posted by Matteh View Post
South America (5): Peru, Bolivia, Venezuela, Colombia
Quote:
Originally Posted by Goughy View Post

Group F
Venezuela
Iceland
Fiji
Kazakhstan

Group G
Lesotho
Azerbaijan
Timor-Leste
Bolivia

Group F
Belarus
Monserrat
Estonia
Peru
Hmm numeracy and literacy not what it used to be.
__________________
National Scrabble Champion 2009, 8th in 2009 World Championships, gold medal (team) at Causeway, 2011 Masters Champion
24 Hour Scrabble World Record Attempt for Charity, in aid of Daisy Chain and End Polio Now
Countdown Series 57 Champion
King of the Arcade
Reply from mods to my prank bans in public:
Reply from mods to my prank bans in private:


MSN - evil_budgie @ hotmail.co.uk
Scaly piscine is offline  
Old 15-06-2010, 11:26 AM   #7 (permalink)
International Coach
 
Goughy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: All Over
Posts: 14,638
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scaly piscine View Post
Hmm numeracy and literacy not what it used to be.
Zing! You got me. A copy and paste error on my part. Time to slit my wrists.

Any thoughts on who would win?

Last edited by Goughy; 15-06-2010 at 11:27 AM.
Goughy is offline  
Old 15-06-2010, 11:47 AM   #8 (permalink)
Hall of Fame Member
 
Scaly piscine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: North East England
Posts: 18,530
Would think it would be similar to normal World Cups, in hotter climates a South American side would win, in cooler climates more likely a European side. The South American teams are generally ranked higher but some of that is because they play their home games at altitude.
Scaly piscine is offline  
Old 15-06-2010, 11:55 AM   #9 (permalink)
International Coach
 
Goughy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: All Over
Posts: 14,638
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scaly piscine View Post
Would think it would be similar to normal World Cups, in hotter climates a South American side would win, in cooler climates more likely a European side. The South American teams are generally ranked higher but some of that is because they play their home games at altitude.
I think you would have to back South Africa. Im not saying they are the best but they have to be up there. Id have to go with them otherwise it makes a shambles of them being in the real WC.
Goughy is offline  
Old 15-06-2010, 01:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
cpr
Cricketer Of The Year
 
cpr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cheshire
Posts: 9,728
Quote:
Originally Posted by Matteh View Post

South America (5): Peru, Bolivia, Venezuela, Colombia
Not consider Surinam, Guyana and French Guinea for a place?
__________________
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Quote:
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
cpr is offline  
Old 15-06-2010, 02:14 PM   #11 (permalink)
Englishman
 
BoyBrumby's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Doing the stance
Posts: 42,644
Quote:
Originally Posted by cpr View Post
Not consider Surinam, Guyana and French Guinea for a place?
CONCACAF members, I believe.

Actually on the day of the 2002 world cup final the two lowest ranked teams really did play each other in the other final. Bhutan beat Monseratt 4-0.
__________________
- As featured in The Independent.

"This is not the time for namby-pamby promising youngsters who might just do something; not the time for building for the future. Pragmatism rules and they don't come more pragmatic than Rogers."
- Victor Marks makes the case for stiff-legged and stiff-armed 35 year old left-handers in Ashes squads
BoyBrumby is offline  
Old 15-06-2010, 02:37 PM   #12 (permalink)
Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
 
Samuel_Vimes's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oslo
Posts: 22,255
Belarus, if Hleb circa 2007 decided to turn up, or South Africa. The South American sides should be pretty good too, Bolivia beat Argentina 6-1 for example.

Any worst 32 teams would have to include most Oceanian states though
__________________
Messi scores on the rebound.

Founder of ESAS - Edgar Schiferli, the best associate bowler
A follower of the schools of Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett and Benaud
Member of JMAS, DMAS, FRAS and RTDAS

Quote:
Originally Posted by Adolf Grünbaum
Is the conduct approved by the gods right ("pious"), because of properties of its own, or merely because it pleases the gods to value or command it?

Last edited by Samuel_Vimes; 15-06-2010 at 02:39 PM.
Samuel_Vimes is offline  
Old 16-06-2010, 05:11 AM   #13 (permalink)
Cricketer Of The Year
 
Pothas's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Surbiton, UK
Posts: 8,474
Yeah a South American side would take this I rekon, South Africa not a bad bet though.
Pothas is online now  
Old 16-06-2010, 05:37 AM   #14 (permalink)
Cricket Web: All-Time Legend
 
Uppercut's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Norn Iron
Posts: 21,793
Quote:
Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes View Post
Belarus, if Hleb circa 2007 decided to turn up, or South Africa. The South American sides should be pretty good too, Bolivia beat Argentina 6-1 for example.
I wouldn't have Belarus in there. Better than Montenegro IMO.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by zaremba View Post
The Filth have comfortably the better bowling. But the Gash have the batting. Might be quite good to watch.
Uppercut is offline  
Old 16-06-2010, 06:04 AM   #15 (permalink)
Hall of Fame Member
 
Son Of Coco's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 16,059
Anyone seen the documentary 'The Other Final'? I think it was on around the time of the 2002 WC. Pretty interesting.
__________________
"What is this what is this who is this guy shouting what is this going on in here?" - CP. (re: psxpro)

R.I.P Craigos, you were a champion bloke. One of the best

R.I.P Fardin 'Bob' Qayyumi

Member of the Church of the Holy Glenn McGrath
Son Of Coco is offline  
 


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Best World Cup 2010 Promos silentstriker 2010 Football World Cup - South Africa 29 11-07-2010 01:50 PM


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 03:13 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
Copyright ©2001 - 2011, Cricket Web