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    Cellar Dweller World Cup

    Using the same format with the same number of teams from each region and SA there as hosts, what is the worst 32 possible teams.

    Obviously it cannot just be the worst 32 teams in the world as each continent has to send its teams.

    Basically, a WC involving the worst teams.

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    The entire subcontinent MUST figure in somewhere there.

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    Europe (13): Liechtenstein, Estonia, Malta, Luxembourg, Montenegro, Andorra, Faroe Islands, San Marino, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Georgia, Moldova

    Africa (5+1): South Africa, Comoros, Somalia, Guinea-Bissau, Djibouti, Sierra Leone

    South America (5): Peru, Bolivia, Venezuela, Colombia

    Asia (4): Timor, Myanmar, Cambodia, Nepal

    CONACAF (3): US Virgin Islands, Montserrat, Anguilla

    Oceania (1): American Samoa



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    Would probably be more entertaining than this one TBF, the teams might actually think they have a chance of winning.
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    Only using teams that attempted to qualify. Wales were one of the next teams on the list to qualify for Europe. I chose Fiji as they have a play in game so cant be terrible.

    What would the semi-finals look like? Group F the 'Group of Death'? Which is the worst group?

    Group A
    South Africa
    US Virgin Islands
    Malta
    Ecuador

    Group B
    Mongolia
    Columbia
    Comoros
    Moldova

    Group C
    San Marino
    Anguilla
    Liechtenstein
    Guinea-Bissau

    Group D
    Armenia
    Somalia
    Andorra
    Macau

    Group E
    Faroe Islands
    Pakistan
    Mauritius
    Georgia

    Group F
    Venezuela
    Iceland
    Fiji
    Kazakhstan

    Group G
    Lesotho
    Azerbaijan
    Timor-Leste
    Bolivia

    Group H
    Belarus
    Monserrat
    Estonia
    Peru
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matteh View Post
    South America (5): Peru, Bolivia, Venezuela, Colombia
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    Group F
    Venezuela
    Iceland
    Fiji
    Kazakhstan

    Group G
    Lesotho
    Azerbaijan
    Timor-Leste
    Bolivia

    Group F
    Belarus
    Monserrat
    Estonia
    Peru
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scaly piscine View Post
    Hmm numeracy and literacy not what it used to be.
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    Any thoughts on who would win?
    Last edited by Goughy; 15-06-2010 at 11:27 AM.

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    Would think it would be similar to normal World Cups, in hotter climates a South American side would win, in cooler climates more likely a European side. The South American teams are generally ranked higher but some of that is because they play their home games at altitude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scaly piscine View Post
    Would think it would be similar to normal World Cups, in hotter climates a South American side would win, in cooler climates more likely a European side. The South American teams are generally ranked higher but some of that is because they play their home games at altitude.
    I think you would have to back South Africa. Im not saying they are the best but they have to be up there. Id have to go with them otherwise it makes a shambles of them being in the real WC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matteh View Post

    South America (5): Peru, Bolivia, Venezuela, Colombia
    Not consider Surinam, Guyana and French Guinea for a place?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cpr View Post
    Not consider Surinam, Guyana and French Guinea for a place?
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    Belarus, if Hleb circa 2007 decided to turn up, or South Africa. The South American sides should be pretty good too, Bolivia beat Argentina 6-1 for example.

    Any worst 32 teams would have to include most Oceanian states though
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    Yeah a South American side would take this I rekon, South Africa not a bad bet though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes View Post
    Belarus, if Hleb circa 2007 decided to turn up, or South Africa. The South American sides should be pretty good too, Bolivia beat Argentina 6-1 for example.
    I wouldn't have Belarus in there. Better than Montenegro IMO.
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    Anyone seen the documentary 'The Other Final'? I think it was on around the time of the 2002 WC. Pretty interesting.
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