"I am very happy and it will allow me to have lot more rice."
Eoin Morgan on being given a rice cooker for being Man of the Match in a Dhaka Premier Division game.
Reading in today's paper that in a bank in SA, 20 workers decided amongst themselves when South Africa would score in the WC opener against Mexico if SA scored, and run out onto the street and and blow the vuvuzela, only their boss wasn't in the know. So they did as per agreement, and all had their employment terminated.
Another one blew the vuvuzela right in somebodies ear and was quite rightly sacked. WAC.
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- As featured in The Independent.
"as much a news event as an actual footballer, a worthy stop-start centre forward, but an all-time hyper-galactico when it comes to doing funny things with cars and hats, a player whose signing proves once again that the Premier League is still undoubtedly the best in the world when it comes to doing things with cars and hats."
- Barney Ronay on Mario Balotelli
Haha, yeah. Noticed it, but thought it was obvious enough that it didn't need mentioning. Thank god Murphy's here.
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Have realised over the last couple of days I've actually now tuned them out. Only really notice them when they go quiet or some cheering/jeering is audible above them.
Still don't make them right tho; I'm sure if I were kicked in the cods every day I'd get used to it.
I haven't. Still a ****ing stupid and annoying noise. I'll be cheering every African side that gets knocked out because of it, starting with Cameroon just now.
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