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    Quote Originally Posted by FaaipDeOiad
    2-0 for me, first scored by Cahill late in the first half, and then Kennedy off the bench in the 80th minute to seal it. Both headers.
    Okay we will go with yours
    You know it makes sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Travis_Teh
    Weird, I always wrote Broncoman off as an outback hick with no idea about decent football


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    A joke my brother showed me, apologies if you've seen it before.

    It is just before the Australia v Brazil Group game at the World Cup. Ronaldino goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum. "What's up?" he asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Australia. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered". Ronaldino looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."

    So Ronaldino goes out to play Australia by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - Australia 0 (Ronaldino 10 minutes)".

    He is beating Australia all by himself!

    Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on. "Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldino 10 minutes) - Australia 1 (Viduka 89 minutes)".

    They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Australia!!

    They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldino. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

    "Don't be daft, you got a draw against Australia, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"

    "No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"


    Australia to win, possibly 2-1. I can see us scoring 2 goals and being the better side, but our defence is pretty shaky and I wouldn't be surprised if we conceded a goal.
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    Japan 2-1, Nakata and Ono, with Viduka getting a consolation for the Aussies.


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    Nigel Clough's Black and White Army, beating Forest away with 10 men

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble
    Japan 2-1, Nakata and Ono, with Viduka getting a consolation for the Aussies.
    Quote Originally Posted by luckyeddie
    Japan 2-0
    Booooo!!
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    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc
    Booooo!!
    I don't WANT Australia to lose 2-0 - I'd love them to win.

    (although I'd like the rules to be changed so that Australia can win yet Harry Kewell (or to give him his full title, 'Harry Kewell, Obnoxious Ex-Leeds Diving Cheating Scum') is permitted to lose.

    No, not lose. What's the word I'm looking for?

    Ah yes, rot. That's it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyeddie
    I don't WANT Australia to lose 2-0 - I'd love them to win.

    (although I'd like the rules to be changed so that Australia can win yet Harry Kewell (or to give him his full title, 'Harry Kewell, Obnoxious Ex-Leeds Diving Cheating Scum') is permitted to lose.

    No, not lose. What's the word I'm looking for?

    Ah yes, rot. That's it.
    Speaking of which Australia are playing a lot like Leeds.

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    Do you not have work, SP?


    What was the goal like, btw?

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    Quote Originally Posted by steds
    Do you not have work, SP?


    What was the goal like, btw?
    Shot from outside the box, keeper jumped up amongst the rabble of men, Japanese guy ran in and seemed to elbow him in the face, ball went over keeper and in.

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    what a joke some of worst refreeing i have ever seen, i think your average bandwanger had better idea about the rules of football. I can't believe Japan is infront, but in sure ours boys will come back and get the win, Cahill and Kennedy on pretty soon in the 2nd half.
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