Originally Posted by Ernest
I personally never sledge I think it's for idiots that can't actually play but the best one I heard was in a final a few years back.. we were playing against some teenagers..
Captain comes out he's in his late 30's- a bit of grey in the hair.. first slip pipes up second ball..
"Hey do you think he's got grey hair in his ar*ehole?" General laughter all round..
Needless to say we smashed the little loud mouths.. taught them to concentrate on their cricket not on their sledging..
Okay, a few things:
1. No, our team can't play cricket, thats what makes these funny
2. We all pretty much know each other, so that makes it twice as fun
3. And finally, this thread is for sledging and while I appreciate anyone who has some good ones to say or some constructive criticism to offer, I would rather that the crap about sledging being unsportsmanlike or its only "for idiots" is left out thankyou.