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<<PROVINCE NEWS RELEASE>>

After winning the 4 day title this year this is a tough task to do but unfortunately some of the boys have to be cut.
Unlike other teams the players who are leaving won't be "sacked" rather sent to a retreat where they can live at one with nature...... for a VERY LONG TIME...

PROVINCE RETAINED (11)

R Llewellyn
T Darden
T Samaraweera
B Matthie
F Funston
V Harkness
J Schofield
F Rickman
M Milligan
H Nelson (keeper)
O Wessels (me young bloke)

PROVINCE RETIREES

Pigeon (we'll miss the big bloke who unfortunately didn't sign on as our bowling counsellor as he wanted to go become some pig guy in Wee Waa with Jamie Lyon)

GET FARKED

D Kenway
H Twentyman (young bloke)
O Matthie (some young bloke who wants to play with his bro)
I Cameron
S Kabhir
W Quinn

I think that about covers it except for my bloke who replaced Pigeon but I don't know where he went so he can get farked.