Scaly is hilarious on the FTP forums. It's not intentional but still funny.
Grady Hussein - 18 yo, BT Rating=36,518
LH Batsman, LFM Bowler, strong batting form, superb bowling form, moderate fitness.
An attacking player with abysmal leadership skills and woeful experience.
Stamina: superb Wicket Keeping: feeble
Batting: worthless Concentration: respectable
Bowling: quality Consistency: superb