Here are some more
1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
> 2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an
> incoming train which will run them over.
> 3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
> 4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway
> sent
> him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies
> at
> Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
> 5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
> 6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
> 7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
> 8. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but
> cannot go beyond 30!
> 9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend,
> that
> the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
> 10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
> 11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the
> sea.
> 12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
> 13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
> 14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
> 15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at
> Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and everything else falls!
> 16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
> 17. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs.
> 18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be
> given a free transfer to Manchester United.
> 19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
> 20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
> 21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled
> Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT'in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T.
> "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two
> hands."
> 22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
> 23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
> 24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
> 25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
> 26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
> 27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
> 28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
> 29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the
> same
> reason.
> 30. When India took Dasgupta: Dasgupta in a team means..riding bicycle
> without seat.
> 31. When India was in NZ and loosing wickets cheaply: When people want to
> commit suicide no need to kill them.
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http://server1.msn.co.in/clips/sidhu/firingonall.asp#a
http://www.sidhuisms.com/winners2.htm
http://www.cricketnext.com/features/...chaskar074.htm
http://www.sikhreview.org/february2002/youth.htm
http://ipc.iisc.ernet.in/~suresh/sidhuism.htm
http://www.mouthshut.com/readreview/13426-1.html