Name: Heef Davies
Date of birth: 01/01/88
Right or left-handed: Right
Signature court (pick ONE):
Short biography of person and style: Heef was born under a bad sign. An incredibly grumpy tennis player, he has been known to throw up over an umpire as a result of a contentious decision. Since the rollout of Hawkeye, these events have decreased in their frequency, but he has still been known to soil his undergarments at the shrill high pitched BLEEEEPPP! of Cyclops when he hits a serve long.
Ten names of other players: Name - Nationality - Age
Roger McCrotch - GBR - 32
Iestyn Gibbons - SWE - 18
Murphy S'ua - SAM - 28
Leander Solent - IND - 25
Richard Chee-Quee - AUS - 29
Dicky Dickinson - GBR - 24
Ross Onwye - MOR - 23
Hayden Onwye - MOR - 23
Stow Enderwold - GER - 19
Faisal Rapidia - PAK - 26
Fascist Dictator of the Heath Davis Appreciation Society
Supporting Petone's Finest since the very start - Iain O'Brien
Adam Wheater - Another batsman off the Essex production line
Also Supporting the All Time #1 Batsman of All Time Ever - Jacques Kallis and the much maligned Peter Siddle.
Vimes tells it how it is:
Originally Posted by Samuel_Vimes
Heath worryingly quick.
Last edited by HeathDavisSpeed; 12-09-2008 at 08:19 PM.