A pro golfer is riding in his limo when he sees a caddy eating grass by the side of the road. The pro stops the limo and asks the caddy why he is eating grass.
"I don't have money for food", the caddy says.
"Say no more", the pro says. "I won't stand for this. You can come to my house and I will feed you."
The caddy says,"but I have my wife and 2 kids with me."
"No problem", says the tour pro. "Pile in."
When the hungry family gets in the limo the caddy says, "I can't thank you enough."
"It's okay" says the pro, "you'll love my place. The grass is a foot high".
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