03-10-2007, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
2 litres of low fat milk
a carton of eggs
2 litres of orange juice
a head of lettuce
half a dozen tomatoes
a 500g jar of coffee
a 250g pack of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing unusual about
her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely right, but how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."