[Nnanden]

So, so dire. What could be an excellent part of the game is so dreadful that I'm sure no-one really reads it. Just had this in my mate's game.

6 Clark to Louis
Smacked the ball into the head of a small child who had to be taken to hospital!

I mean come on. I spent a good half-hour today submitting my own lines, but more needs to be done.

Any dire pieces from your part? Or awesome ones - they are out there.