Ten other facts about Mitchell that i couldnt say when he was here.
1. He feasts of a diet of babies and kittens
2. The beard is made from hair he has cut of the heads of unsuspecting ladies on the buses of Bangor.
3. Although Cow Tipping is a hillarious student game in backwater towns such a Bangor, there really is no need for Mitchell to cover one side of the gow in superglue
4. Matteh's pact with the Devil forbids anyone in a 5 mile radius from having fun. Thus he is the reason it will rain at Glastonbury,
5. He once shot a puppy with an old Luger he found back in Germany
6. You want to know where your favourite long lost CW poster is? Check Matteh's basement.
7. He shot JR
8. To beat time, he placed a clone of himself in Australia so he can post 24/7. Step forward Zac 'Mitchell II' Gelman
9. He prefers Steve Sanders to Chuck Norris
10. Those annoying spam pop ups 'Congratulations, your our 1,000,000th visitor!!!'..... yeah, guess who's handywork
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers